I was driving to the movie store the other day and realized: I have no worth to society. Since I and everyone I know is worthless, I decided to create a website that I could whore out to the ignorant masses on the internet to express my opinions, and compensate for the fact that my life sucks. The final product, as you'll see, resulted in an assload of insanity. If you were expecting anything more from a fat guy who hates everyone, do everyone a favor and kill yourself.

Last Updated: 8/23/04

8/23/04 - A new hateful rant! YAY! This one's about Ralph Nader and one of many reasons why I hate liberals.

8/17/04 - Sorry about the lack of updates. I've been busy.

7/30/04  - Two new hateful rants. Subjects: 'Punk' Music and Old People/Church.

7/22/04 - Added a few more pictures. Still not finished with the photo page, though.

7/18/04 - Back from vacation, as if anyone gives a fuck.

7/9/04 - The Photo Page is still under construction.

7/08/04 - Site's brand new! Don't expect me to update this at YOUR convenience. Remember, I hate you.

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