Have you ever wanted to kill someone so much that it made your insides cringe like when you drink stale milk or eat 3 month old pizza? That's what happened when I stepped into the elevator yesterday. The door was about to close while this smelly fat guy with yellow pit stains was waddling his ass toward my elevator, but the other guy in the elevator holds the door for the chunkmonster. Since I don't have enough balls to openly yell at the guy, and make fat-tits want to kill himself, I just shot the guy an ugly stare and reached for my pocket-knife keychain. He got the message, but it still wasn't worth the pain caused by sir lardasses stench. I doubt the dude showered the entire week. He reeked of kaopectate and feet. My personal motto is "Some people just need to die," and whenever I tell that to people, especially liberals and/or snobby bitches, they always say "that's so mean" and "how could you say that?" But if they had to get in the elevator with that fat fuck for 2 minutes, I think they'd start to see things my way.
Every last one of the snobby bitches at my school wish I were dead.
I was talking with random people the other day, making fun of their life choices, intellegence, etc. One of the people I talked to was this goody-goody I love Jesus girl. She intruded on my conversation about Rage Against the Machine, adding her 'much sought after' opinon on music.
Me: Tom Morello blasts the shit out of your speakers on "Bulls on Parade." God damn I love that song!
Mike: I can't stop blaring Evil Empire on my stereo. The neighbors hate me.
Bitch: Rage is Satan Music.
Me: Oh yeah, you're right! Rage is the work of Satan! It's so obvious! I mean, they curse! Oh my God! You've just affirmed that you're a worthless person. Your opinion has no value to me, now go away.
What the hell was she doing talking to me, anyway? I look like that dude from Arkansas that was arrested for raping and killing 6 women. You don't walk up to people who look like me, even in a public place, unless rape in a dark alley is your idea of fun.
God damn, I hate people who solicit religion. If people like me aren't coming to church, we're pissing off God. God probably doesn't want those people in church, so stop soliciting to them. By the way, what's with old people being the only ones who go to Church? Do they think to themselves "Oh crap! I'm about to die. Time to repent! God, sorry for living a life of selfishness, lack of caring for my fellow man, and scewing over my friends for the betterment of my financial situation. And, please ignore that I'm repenting because I'm afriad of hell rather than because I believe in you and truly worship you." Guess what, old people? You're still going to hell!!! Enjoy you're last few years on earth, because eternal hellfire is waiting for you, regardless.
It bothers me when I listen to a punk rock band, and their sound is bordering on *Nsync. I was listening to some REAL punk misic, such as the Unseen and the Casualties, and then heard this band called Bowling for Soup. They were singing (and I use the term singing loosely here, as their frontman sounded like a mix between regular talking and whining) about some guy who listens to EMO and idolizes Fat Mike, and that was just the opening. Later on, they say something stupid, then act like it was really offensive. Considering that they sound bad, and that their songs have no meaning, there is no point to listening to them. Yet, they were in town recently with some other punk bands who didn't suck, and when I got an overview of the concert from someone who went, I heard that Bowling for Soup has people who actually follow them. I wish those people would do the world a favor and die. Their parents obviously did something wrong with them, and they all need to suffer for encouraging Bowling for Soup to continue playing. God damn, this band is almost as big of a disgrace to punk music as Good Charlotte.
Why do people suck so much?
Something else pissing me off is the idiots who say "A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush." No, you dumbasses! A vote for Nader is a vote for RALPH FUCKING NADER!!! People say Nader's overwhelmingly left-wing stances on the issues, and his desire to legalize pot, will appeal to some liberals, particularly Grateful Dead fans. Now my point is, there are also some people who will be voting for Nader instead of Bush, too. My own dad, for instance, voted for Nader in the last election (I smacked him for it, don't worry.) However, if forced to choose between Bush or Gore, my dad said he'd have voted for Bush, and I know several others just like him. So, to all you liberals out there, shut the fuck up about "A vote for Nader is a vote for Bush" or "Please don't run, Nader." If a person is taking his or her vote away from Kerry to vote on some aging hippy liberal douche like Nader, they shouldn't be allowed to vote in the first place, and John Kerry shouldn't be president if he's counting on those types of people to give him their votes.
Just to piss you all off, guess what I'm gonna do? That's right, VOTE FOR BUSH!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!
